6.08.2007

Heads-Up Post

I stand before you (figuratively) today to deliver what hopes to be a succint State of the Fact Assertions Address. As you are no doubt aware, there has been little to no posting as of the past month and a half or so. To that I offer two forms of explanation:

One: If diamonds could be found everywhere and all the time, they wouldn't be worth that much now would they. Posting these little nuggets of distilled genius takes time (at least 20 minutes). If we keep the supply down, the price will stay up, or something along those lines, I'm no scientist.

Two: The actual reason, mostly that the authors of AoF are attempting to remedy the fact that we learned nothing of substance during three years of law school and just found out there's this thing called the bar (I believe that's the name...) that aims to test every single fact that has ever been known about the law (Rehnquist preferred to go commando...little known fact). This reason has it's flaws also, mostly that by referring to us as authors, it implied we have any ability to write.

All this being said, I am glad to say that the site appears to be operating well, readership is at an all-time high, profits are up, losses are down, chickens are in every pot, cars are in every garage, etc. (I make no warranty as to the truthfulness of anything in the preceding sentence).

Apologies to those looking for something reasonable to follow, but the following possibilities were posed to me this week...Question: Could Wolverine turn into a Zombie? I say no, mostly in that his superhealing would probably counteract the zombie bite. For the sake of argument, though, once a zombie, he'd be unstoppable with the adamantium skeleton. How about the Incredible Hulk? Here, the consensus is yes, mostly since he's usually Bruce Banner and vulnerable. Being a Zombie would probably make him angry all the time though, and that wouldn't be good for business either.
Wow, I almost broke a sweat blogging right there. That really got out of hand fast. I mean that really escalated quickly.


P.P.S. Kevin Galin doesn't care about black people.

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