AoF would like to congratulate the Beaver for movin' on up! Once home to the beaver, the Bronx River now proudly boasts low income housing (riverside) for Beavers looking to move downstream. The new residents name is Jose (completely serious) and he has a clean background.
Jose
You won't find him listed in the sex offender registry, but I wouldn't recommend him as a babysitter. Currently living alone, Jose may have many nighttime visitors, but has yet to have a permanent roommate, something biologists are salivating in anticipation for. Keep in mind this is no indication that the river is clean or safe. Said U.S. Rep of the Bronx: I had always envisioned the river getting cleaner, “but I don’t know to what extent I imagined things living in it again.”
JoseYou won't find him listed in the sex offender registry, but I wouldn't recommend him as a babysitter. Currently living alone, Jose may have many nighttime visitors, but has yet to have a permanent roommate, something biologists are salivating in anticipation for. Keep in mind this is no indication that the river is clean or safe. Said U.S. Rep of the Bronx: I had always envisioned the river getting cleaner, “but I don’t know to what extent I imagined things living in it again.”
...it appears that this beaver either got lost, has the sweetest bachelor pad in NY, or the dirtiest...
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