Fact: Helen Mirren Legitimizes the Term GILF

Legitimate question: How many of you watching the Oscars saw Helen Mirren, looked around and wondered, perhaps out loud, 'holy shit she's got a fantastic rack!' Don't fucking lie. Maybe it was because I was watching the Oscars with four dudes (possibly some AoF associates) with a fire going while bagging candy for a charity event and needed to overcompensate, but I digress. Plus, I reevaluated my thoughts the next morning and came to the same conclusion: Helen Mirren is a bona fide GILF.

The term GILF is usually thrown around in drunken banter with offensive intentions; however I feel that Helen Mirren could help this term gloriously explode into legitimacy. Previously, only Sophia Loren could lay a claim to being a legitimate GILF, and while I'm not convinced she's totally lost it, she held it way into her late 60's. This step shouldn't be surprising given advances in the medic...err, plastic surgery field, it just happens to be that Helen Mirren is the catalyst for change. Indeed, I'd say she's far more Rosa Parks in the vein of trail-blazer than Jason Whitlock.

Seriously, if someone came up to you and said Helen Mirren wants to have you over to her place for a night of doors locked, no holds bar sex, wouldn't you fully think it over before saying . . . 'Fuck Ya!' (Sans creepy old guy who looks like the Hooters cook from Big Daddy of course. Quick note dude, next time buy the just for men with the little brush for beards, I'm pretty sure you can afford it). Now it comes out that she may have been going commando during the Oscar's . . . yeah, GILF, fully.