3.05.2007

Would it be fair to say?: I'd Hit It.

You know you would. In your heart of hearts you know you wanna bang Ann Coulter. It's alright to admit. She has a fine set of sweater cows. Besides, the hate fuck possibilities are unlimited.

This need not even be completely motivated by political sensibilities. Granted, she's either completely crazy (the personal view of 2/3 of AoF editors as judged by her endless stream of insane quotes. John Edwards may or may not be a faggot, which was useful to whatever point she might have been trying to make. ) The other possibility is that she's just a great actress using the fanfare to sell books (the view of 1/3 of AoF editors. In the aim of full disclosure, it must be noted that this is the view proposed by the President Emeritus of the QUSoL Republican Law Society. Fair and Balanced Indeed).

One thing is certain. If Satan were to take human form and walk the earth, Ann Coulter would be precisely that vessel. This may have already happened. Evil's hotter than good. I'd hit it.

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