Well it happened. Michael Vick was indicted for his puppy day care ring and it's a matter of how long it takes Roger Goodell to shake the image of endorsement money for the league burning in his head before Joey Harrington becomes the starter for your Atlanta Falcons. This post will be short, admittedly, but F U if you don't like it, with the amount of adderal and coffee in my system, I dare you to come within ten feet of me.
How sure are we that our boy Joey is #1 on the depth chart? As espn.com points out about Vick's ensuing battle:
If he has any doubts about the power and skill of the forces arrayed against
him, he can call Scooter Libby, former chief of staff to Vice President Dick
Cheney, or he can call Lord Conrad Black, the disgraced media mogul facing time
in a federal penitentiary. If he still isn't convinced, he can call Jeff
Skilling, the zillionaire former Enron CEO who is residing in a federal
pen.
Wait, what about Ken Lay, where's he in all this? Oh, right, my bad. I want it to be known that we were perhaps the first well wishers to Joey during this tumultous time. Federal Investigators? Save your time and money, send the appreciative fruit basket right to AoF headquarters.
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