WHO? Good question.
ESPN is reporting that Kim Clijsters got married in a secret ceremony to a U.S. basketball player, playing in the Belgian league. "Kim chose for the early hour because she wanted to conduct her nuptials with the American Brian Lynch within a small circle of people," the wedding comes just days after the former top-ranked player announced she was pregnant with her first child. 
"ace!!!"
Who the fuck cares. She doesn't play tennis anymore. She retired at 24. And I'm pretty sure if you don't watch tennis you wouldn't know her because her name isn't Anna or Maria. Sounds kind of like Columbus' fleet. I think I'm just in a bad mood right now, but I don't know what I despise more. The fact that ESPN brought this to my attention, the thought that Kim Clijsters would have to go out of her way to avoid people under the supposition that people actually cared, or the fact that people might actually care.
This was just a good excuse to post pictures of Anna and Maria (one more for good measure)...now i just have to find the Pinta.
I wish people would stop harassing me as well. I guess that happens when you're so famous like me. That's why when I have to drop a deuce I wait until 6 AM, check all empty rooms, around all corners and under all toilet seats to make sure no one knows what I'm doing. I'd hate to end up on this site.
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This is such a stupid post. So what if you are in a bad mood?
Look, Kim Clijsters is HUGE in Belgium. And I mean HUGE. The Belgian paparazzis were already staking outside her house beginning this week. No one cared? Just because you, this useless piece of ass didnt care doesnt mean no one else did.
Anna and Maria? Yes, Anna's pretty. But to say Maria is pretty means you havent seen her without the cakes of makeup she has on. Acne pimpled face player
Thank you for your constructive criticism. Next time I'll have to title my post "Kim Clijsters' is HUGE. And I mean HUGE. Not only does the country of Belgium love her, but so does this douche." But hey, thanks for stopping by.
It just brings a tear to my eye that AoF finally logged it's first hate post by an unknown denizen of the interwebs. We've come so far in our short existence. It only makes me more determined to further improve upon our senseless ignorance towards foreign-born (former) athletes who kind of look like the cover art on a phish album.
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