The Blogger's Delight: A Montage

I remember a time when you could surf to your favorite webblog (AoF) and be greeted with fresh material to read and or wipe yourself with (if it was in newspaper form). Those days were few and flighting, but I here, now I assert as fact, that there will be new, informative, and possibly insightful material here on a more frequent basis.

Now for a little Blogger's Delight:

...this is just stupid...

A church in Chattanooga is giving away a house that it owns. I know, doesn't it just warm the cockles of your heart to hear a feel good story like this? You're probably thinking, "what's so special about this?" Aren't the clergy supposed to be doing things like this all the time? Saving souls and such, feeding the hungry, etc.? Well this particular church is more concerned with its visibilty from the road rather than sheltering the homeless. The house is free (and worth a whopping $30,000) but buyer beware, you buy it, you move it.

I probably would have gone with this method...

...This is just fucked up...

Catsicle anyone? Apparently some guy decided to collect dead cats, wrap them in towels, place a note detailing the conditions and locations of finding them, then freezing them in a cold storage unit. Look I know the lost pet rewards are an endless source of income, but I don't think the owners are going to pay for Fluffy's frozen carcass. Just a hunch. Apparently doing it "big" isn't the only thing going on in Texas.

...i bet he stole the truck full of XL's...

If someone offers you frilly women's lingerie on the street, call police. Thieves have stolen almost $35,000 worth of underwear, perfume and other merchandise from Victoria's Secret stores in the Raleigh area since March, police said.

The great Stanford panty raid of 1947.

Law enforcement officials have no suspects and said it's unlikely the thieves are stealing for personal use. Look large fellas, look large...

And finally...

...now THAT'S what I like to see...

Monkey's are savvy creatures. If properly trained they can help you. If not, they can throw poo. Sometimes, they can pick the lock of their pen, escape, and then elude the zoo staff and local police authorities. There's no conclusion to this awesome story from Tupelo, Miss. The monkey remains at large and disdainfully flings poo in your general direction.

Awesome.