B.K. Layup: News in Brief

If you were stealing cell phones wouldn't you do the same thing this guy did?
...i know some people would...

Hugh Grant managed to get himself arrested, again. This time it was over something he could have put in his mouth...not Divine Brown's...

This is just damn sexy...my hump, my hump my hump my hump...

These crazy Germans. Yeah they make a great car, but apparently only one form of transportation is acceptable currency.

Something smells funny. This two and half year old couldn't figure it out...not divine brown, more like...doo-doo brown...

Lastly, if you were an armed guard at the US Embassy in Kyr-gyz-stan and a naked man approached in a threatening manner, would you shoot him? Maybe if he was doing a meatspin. (link will not be provided. you can do that research yourself. perv.)