Fact: The Big "E" Hates Rap

Just like in the K-Fed Nationwide commercial, life comes at you fast. I forget why people found that to be a controvertial commercial.

(Oh yeah, those poor McDonald's employees. Like they don't know their station in life. Like they should be offended that they've scrapped and clawed to earn the prestigious job of "fry-man". Sure, if you're developmentally (mentally) disabled, then yes, working the fry-a-lator is a big deal. But those people probably aren't the ones who were pissy about the commercial. I'm talking about the REAL McDonald's employees, the ones who EARNED that position. If anything THEY should have been the one's laughing AT K-Fed since he's pretty much un-deserving of anything but a pair of fancy tap shoes yet managed to ruin the worlds former teenage pop-icon. I seriously considered moving AoF to another host since I can't cross out text in this format. Seems like an easy thing to add, yet no love from blogger. I could do clever things like write "whore" before pop-icon and cross it out...that would serve to show you what I'm really thinking, but that I have the good sense to exclude it...)

How do I get into advertising? Nationwide could make a killing if they could only get Britney to make a parody of the same K-Fed commercial. Except instead of working at McDonald's, it can be a series of scenes depicting a slightly overweight Britney giving up on a performance on national television, going out dressed like a common street walker, wearing ridiculous wigs, entering rehab and losing her kids.

Hold up, hold up. I just received word from an anonymous source that this may have already happened. Something about this not being a parody...scribbled on the note I was just handed..."real life"...not funny...some transvestite on the internet is threatening to jump...
Ah well. Much like a frat guy at a John Kerry speech, they're gonna have to Taser me first.



But wait...we don't need Britney for this. Lets just make the commercial with the material already provided us. Insensitive you say? Absolutely. Now how do I get into advertising again?

OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN! I started to write with one goal in mind, and ended up on a hell of a tangent. I'll address this in my after lunch-during conference call post. Just know that it involves Ludacris.