Look, I think we all understand that there are more important issues that warrant discussion. For example how Randy Spelling is claiming to be Paris Hilton's first, 50th and 150th lover. First off, beyond being Aaron Spelling's second daughter, I have a vague recognition of who this guy is. Looking at his body of work, I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything he's been in.
That said, we can be certain of 2 things. [1] He sucks (at acting and life), and [2] he's likely one of the privileged few who were able to "visit Paris" and not (contract some sort of STD) have his pockets picked by gypsies. (Although he probably did not have gypsy tears (see #2) to protect him on his second and third visits. This does not preclude the possibility that Paris Hilton is, herself, an STD).
Let's get back to less important issues. Burger King has recently annouced that it would begin buying eggs and pork from suppliers that did not confine their animals in cages and crates. While this means little in terms of practical effects for consumers, its a major step for animal rights groups (hippies that hate Superman) as well as hens and swine. This might be an issue for those who seek to keep the dirty pigs in their cages though. When he saw what was 
happening to these poor animals, the King, although never cracking a smile since he loves his meat'normous sandwich, did shed a soiltary tear on their behalf. Much celebration has ensued in the egg producing world. Less excited were the sources of our nations chicken cutlets.
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